AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA
AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA
ADMI NE POCHA TO
KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA.
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